from 'The Reel' - Issue No 257 2006
Im a two-sex Scottish
Dancer, and may seem rather dim,
But I never spend one evening as a full time her or him.
I change my sex from dance to dance, my corners always alter -
Its really not surprising I occasionally falter.
The old and simple dances
I can manage very nicely,
And I can learn a new dance and do it most precisely.
But when it comes to next week I dont know if I can,
For I learnt it as a woman and dance it as a man.
And so, you men who have
the luck to stay always the same,
When female gentlemen go wrong be sparing with your blame.
Ill add a postscript to this tale one comfort I have got:
When both the women change their sex it doesnt show a lot.